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By Chris Adams


An apprentice roofer admitted to rubbing his chest with viagra and milk during a weekend away with his girlfriend after his boss convinced him that it would make his muscles stand out.

Scott Nicholls, 33, secretly filmed his teenage colleague Richard Davis’s confession that he made a ‘watery paste’ with one of the libido-boosting pills before lathering up his chest.

Naive Richard had taken Scott’s tongue-in-cheek advice too literally and went into hilarious detail as he described a hotel room rendezvous with his partner.

In the clip, Richard states that the mixture ‘proper pops [your muscles] out’ and said ‘it feels like it’s tense but you’re not tensing it’.

Scott, from Cannock, Staffordshire, said: “I can’t believe he actually did it. He’s a bit gullible and we’re always playing pranks on him but I’m amazed he actually told us about it.”

“I’d been chatting to him the week before and he was asking advice about how to use it because he’d never taken it before and he’d booked a hotel for him and his missus.

“I explained that if he took half the tablet of viagra and rubbed milk on it, he could rub it on his muscles and it would make them go hard along with everything else.

“Obviously I was taking the mick and I didn’t expect him to actually do it, so when he went into it all in great detail I struggled to keep a straight face.

“I mean, come on. Who actually believes that? He was being totally serious as well, saying how well it works. I can just picture him doing it.

“It wasn’t until the end of the recording that he realised we were taking the p**s out of him. I swear he’d believe anything you told him.

“He seemed to enjoy it anyway so maybe I did him a favour.”

Richard has worked with Scott’s roofing firm part-time for the last six months while he completes his studies at college.

The 17-year-old admitted he was ‘quite embarrassed’ by his faux pas.

Richard, from Featherstone, Staffordshire, said: “It’s all a bit new of a new thing to me so I just took Scott’s word for it.

“I knew how it was supposed to work but the lads said if I tried it this way my muscles would go hard all over and it would look really impressive.

“It went all watery but I went ahead with it anyway and here we are. I didn’t get any complaints but I think that’s the end for me and viagra.

“They’re always playing pranks on me because I’m an apprentice but to be fair Scott’s a good boss and I’ve learned a lot from him.

“But I think I’ll think twice in the future when he gives me advice on certain topics.

“My girlfriend is laughing about it now and calling me a d******d. It is quite embarrassing looking back.”