Animals Offbeat

By Chris Jaffray


From poodles to shih tzus, this joke calendar celebrates the best of pups answering nature’s call.

As the name of 2020’s Pooping Pooches calendar suggests, each month of the year is dedicated to a different hound ‘dropping the kids off at the pool’.

The somewhat vulgar subject matter is for a good cause however, as $1 USD from every sale of the hilarious novelty calendar is donated to the Maui Humane Society in Hawaii, which supports animals in need.

Makers of the 17 by 11 inch gift encourage doting dog owners to submit pictures of their mutts doing doo doo in the most picturesque locations to be in with a chance of bagging a prestigious spot for one of the months of the year.

This year’s offering features squatting Jack Russells, Boxers, Pit Bulls, Labradoodles, Tox Fox Terriers, Maltese and even a Portuguese Water Dog.

Founder Jake Wagenman said: “White Elephant Party coming up? Yankee Swap? Secret Santa? Do you know someone who loves dogs…too much?

“This 12 month 2020 calendar of pooping dogs will be the most memorable gift you give this year. Talk about a gift that keeps on giving; each month reveals yet another beautiful pooch answering nature’s call.

“And who doesn’t like a good cause? $1 from each calendar is donated to the Maui Humane Society to support animals in need!”